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I have held off telling this tale becau -shhhhhhh, quiet! Did you hear that…no? Oh…I erm…maybe it’s just the wind…sorry…sorry… But yes as I was saying; I have taken my time with writing this story as it still frightens me a little, and truth be told I’ll probably always be a bit jittery about it… wait…did you seriously not hear that?! Oh God…please send help…she’s…here… Anyway, it was maybe a couple of months ago now –  ahhh, how time flies when you are barricading yourself in a safe house, ey?  And I was readying myself for a second date with a lucky/unlucky lady  (not completely sure)  – you see the first time had went quite well, she seemed fun, kind-hearted, and was outrageously beautiful – so much so I felt like a humongous wart of a man in comparison, like the hunchback with Esmeralda you know? … but I digress… Despite all that I was pretty confident the second would go well too, just dinner then drinks or something – the usual set up; in all honesty as l...

I have held off telling this tale becau -shhhhhhh, quiet! Did you hear that…no? Oh…I erm…maybe it’s just the wind…sorry…sorry… But yes as I was saying; I have taken my time with writing this story as it still frightens me a little, and truth be told I’ll probably always be a bit jittery about it… wait…did you seriously not hear that?! Oh God…please send help…she’s…here… Anyway, it was maybe a couple of months ago now –  ahhh, how time flies when you are barricading yourself in a safe house, ey?  And I was readying myself for a second date with a lucky/unlucky lady  (not completely sure)  – you see the first time had went quite well, she seemed fun, kind-hearted, and was outrageously beautiful – so much so I felt like a humongous wart of a man in comparison, like the hunchback with Esmeralda you know? … but I digress… Despite all that I was pretty confident the second would go well too, just dinner then drinks or something – the usual set up; in all hon...